Ok, so I've decided to do a month long comic/photo series based around the Christmas season. This one was the first and it cute.


I give you Ravage, Protector of Presents.

( Ravage good kitty, keep present theives away. )

I was bored, therefore, the crack just came to me. Expect more of it in the future. Class is almost out >:3


"ROTF Jingle Bells"
Dashing through the sand
With the Matrix in a sock,
The 'Cons are bombing Sam,
While Jetfire leaves a cough.
And NEST, their guns, they hold
With Ironhide and the whelp (Sdieswipe).
Optimus was knocked out cold,
But now he's here to help.

OH! Deva's balls, the Fallen fell,
Cuz Optimus got his face.
Oh what fun, to save the sun.
C'mon Sam, pick up the pace.

OH! Deva's balls, the Fallen fell,
It's time to run away.
Optimus got real jacked up
And he blew your plan away. HEY!


"Autobot's 12 Days of Christmas"

On the ___ Day of Christmas, my sparkmate gave to me,
1. Megatron hanging from a tree
2. Two Lambo Twins
3. Three Plasma Cannons
4. Four Decepticon Prisoners
5. Five Sparkling Tantrums
6. Six Solstice Specials
7. Seven Human Customs
8. Eigth of Ratchet's Patients
9. Nine 'Bots a'Dancing
10. Ten Shorted Processors
11. Eleven Autobot Upgrades
12. Twelve Transformer Hangovers.


THE CRACK. IT KILLS. BEWARE!!!

The first challenge is up inrevive_the_muse . Take a gander over there and join in if you'd like! You've got until the 22nd of November to ender and complete the challenge.

Are you up for it? SAVE THE MUSE!

So... I started revive_the_muse because I've noticed the genral lack of good talent and muses lately. I wanted to make a palce for people to challenge themselves to a creative endeavour, to allow themselves to step outside of the box and create something to share with those who enjoy writing, drawing or photography.

If you're interested, I beseech you to join and see what it's about, no one said you had to do it, but wouldn't it be nice to read and see some good stuff once in a while?

I got very bored and saw that i had a blue cocktail umbrella in my pencil organizer.
Then I saw my many transformer figures all around.
Then I felt devious.
Then the camera came out...

Then the fun began.


( You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella....lame )
You have no idea how much fun and lol this was for me :3

You know the world is coming to an end when the small towns and cities that you have to squint to see are getting caught in the Nation's Gang clutches.

Recently, here in Montgomery, Muncy and Williamsport, Pennsylvania, there have been an estimated 6-7 rapes within a week and a half. i don't know about the lot of you, but that's a pretty big ass number.. and it just seems to keep growing.

Now, I don't know how much of it is true, after all, the couche-bags in the police force, political and new worlds REFUSE to tell anyone what's going on, but here's the scoop:

I believe one woman has been killed already, but the ploy is that of using a baby to lure a woman away from safety, then throw a blanket over her and beat her half to death before raping her and sodomizing her... with what?

I've heard lots of things, but the one that has stuck is baseball bat. If sodomy is what I THINK it is.. then it's no wonder that there's a women dead already. The bad thing about this is, no one is doing anything to stop it, or inform us how to protect ourselves. The faux-baby was just one incident out of six or seven... what's to say that we're going to know what to do if we find ourselves like that? sit down and take it?

They're calling it gang initiation because apparently, a witness said that the assaultants, after they do their wrongdoing, said " Well, t hat one is bound to get us some good points."

HOW FUCKING SICK IS THAT?!!?!?!?

And the news and Police don't want to tell us what's going on so we can, perhaps, do a few things to protect ourselves? Bull fucking SHIT.

I'm gonna be carrying around my own goddamn metal baseball bat and fucking mace. Touch me now fuckers, i'll kick your asses.

D8<

Right, so, i was drawing the other day and thought " oh! gonna draw mah ladies in da futz" which basically translates to drawing my friends from the NuckingFutzParty on DA. if you're interested, you should stop by, we're crazy >:3

Anyways, this picture here (CAREFUL IT'S BIG I THINK : /)
( BOOBS )
Spawned this little drabblet here


Blue doesn't know what he's getting into, but Optimus DID warn him.

i'm too sick and sore right now to care about typos and grammar. Sue me. I DID IT FOR TEH LULZ

I haven't written one of these in a while, and I'm sort of tentative to do it now. I don't want to sound like I'm bitching, but isn't that what these are for? Okay, probably not, but eh, to each their own.

Things, this semester, haven't been going too good for me. I got into a fight with Austin, so the two of us aren't talking. I'm too much of a bitch to apologize and he's too much of a guy to suck it up and do the same. SO until that is resolved, then I'm alone without my favorite cowboy to talk to :/

I got bit back on the 16th of September by the neighbor's dog, and while I don't place full blame on the dog, it's certainly cause me alot of problems. I thought we'd been taking good care of it, cleaning it out, letting it air and putting antibiotics on it. Turns out, that's apparently not going to help it heal. oh, the half inch puncture wound is healing fine and itches like I've got fleas or something, but on top of that, I've got about a 2-inch diameter of infection right next to it. Doc' says that it might need lanced open. I'm preparing myself for that exact thing come Tuesday. I'm scared.

While on the subject of this damn bite, it's taken me out of work longer than I've wanted it to, and if they have to cut it open, then that's going to be more work I'm going to miss. While I've got a doctor's excuse and work can do nothing about it, what's to say they won't find some other reason to fire me? because they're low enough to do it.. especially some of the coaches... It's taken alot for me to get myself back up from this bite, and it's still bothering me... What a fucking semester.

I'm so behind right now that I've got no one close enough to talk to. Sure I've got my Step sister and Mom, but talking to them can only go so far. If I feel like I would just be better off falling asleep and never waking up, I can't talk to them about that. They won't take it serious enough, or theres always something else going on. People have told me that I'm depressed, that i should see a councilor or a doctor. I'm too much of a sissy to think it will matter, or that anyone is going to care...

I thought before that i felt alone, I've never felt more alone than I have now, and I'm too much of a pussy to man up and do something about it. What is the world coming to eh? I don't know, but I want it to stop spinning, I want off.

Told you I would post it as soon as Rinny was done with it, and she is, so here it is.

Hound and the newly named red headed farm girl, River





NSFW NSFW NSFW CONTAINS BOT PRON WITH A HUMAN NSFW NSFW


Also, check out her webcomic, Edenworld. Her art in it is amazing and so is the plot!!!!

http://www.edenworldsaga.com/

THIS IS NSFW. It was written for a humanbot drawing a friend is making me because I lub Hound and it's perfect... I'll Link the picture in another Journal entry once Rinny is done with it. For now, has Bot Smut.

Title: Welcome Home Hound.
Rating: M
Summary: She missed him, he missed her, it's that simple.
Disclaimer: don't own the art, or inspiration for this, nor do I own Hound. However, the female character, unnamed, as of yet, is mine.

( She hated doing chores.... )
.... Heeeeeeeeee :3

So, apparently Illith Butters and Soph are totally going to go raid Little League over in South Williamsport with total randomness. It started out with us being "SPARTANS" and sliding down the hill going, "FOR SPARTA:, but that was quickly tossed aside for a more hilarious alternative.

Transformers....

CARDBOARD TRANSFORMERS


Yesssssss......


Illith is going to Be Ironhide, only on the conditions that she can bring her car and dress it up and ride it like a horse. I'm not sure what I think about Ironhide... using a car as a horse.

Butters is apparently only happy if she can dress up as a retarded transformer so she can run around with Freakazoid hands yelling "WOO:.... We shall see how THAT one goes down XD The alternative for that is Ratchet, but seeing as Ratchet RAEPS and this is LITTLE LEAGUE, full of SMALL UNDERAGE CHILDREN, I sincerely hope that plan B never happens.

Soph hasn't really decided yet, but we're thinking Skyfire, just because they seem to like that one. We'll get em to do something retarded.

And me? well, I'll be Roximus Prime and go around asking random children if they are Samuel james Witwicky.

Also, we're going to be commandeering the Hill for these stunts, someone shall push another down said traditional hill while they yell " FOR CYBERTRON" while the pushed individual shall yell " THE FALLEN SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!" and the last shall wait at the bottom of the hill with a minion, and say "Not today." And the Pushed shall be then beaten with a blow up bat.


Yes, it would be epic and make National Television.....


We're not quitting our Day Jobs, I promise.

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW!!! I LIVE IN PA ABOUT 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM WHERE THE LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES IS HELD>

Title says it all. I was playing around with my camera and my new Revoltech Optimus, and my tissue!Allspark, and came up with this..

( GTFA FROM MAH ALLSPARK FOOL-SAUCE )

Isn't he lovely? <3333333

So, my muse has taken the form of Autobot Jolt. Granted, we haven't seen much of him from the movie and all, but that was all the better for me. That gave me a little bit of leeway with his character. So i chose to make him a hyper, young autobot with nothing to do. Little did I know that his description was pretty much the same.

Anyways, because of him, this little piece was shoved out of my brain, hope you like it.

Title: Jabberwocky
Disclaimer: I don't own Jolt, he is owned by the makers of Transformers. I don't own "Jabberwocky" or "Goblin Market" either, they respectfully belong to Lewis Caroll and Christina Rossetti. Leah is mine though.
Summary: When Jolt is quiet, the others think something is up...
Rating: Pg, for twins and 'Hide


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I had a British Literature course and these were two of my favorite poems we read, apparently, Jolt likes them too.

Which was absolutely amazing, by the way. I met so many new people, got hugged and glomped by so many people and made so many new friends I'm still taking it in and it's been four days since I  was there. I suppose I should start from the top.


My flight down to Florida was alright, I was kind of nervous, being that I haven't flown in like, 12 years, but once I was in the air and somewhat relaxed, it went by pretty quickly. Despite the "Mom he's touching me!" in the seat ahead of me. So, the plane stopped and i got off and met Reno and his mom, who were BOTH awesome. I had met Reno before, since he'd flown up to meet me, however, this was teh first time meeting his family. They definately pass the cool-o-meter. So then, the day after that, Thursday, we went to pick up his other friend Gin at the airport as well. Gin, now dubbed "Con MOM" for obvious reasons, was absolutley wonderful to meet as well. So we drove to the hotel where the convention was and io met Sora and Sobie, both of who are completly adorable.
Friday was walking around (after we got the passes) in cosplay and what not. I don't even know if I can tell you how epic it all was, I've got pictuers on my Myspace, if anyone is interested.

After the con weekend, and everything that made me feel like a zombie, Reno took me and a few of the new friends I met at AFO to Downtown Disney to cosplay before I had to leave. That was an awesome experience as well.

i got on the plane today with a few complications, but nothing horrible, and when i got here, i told my mom my plan for next year...

I'm cosplaying MOVIE!Sideswipe.... More information to those who care.

And NOW! I giver you what mirage did during the vacation and whom I came home with :3

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So, I haven't been able to put anything into words in a while, nor have I been able to truly sit down and THINK. There have just been too many things going on for me to take a chill pill and relax. Work, planning for teh AFO trip and some personal issues have my mind reeling, and I'm still trying to get it back under control. So, I figured I would actually answer some of the reflective questions I got when doing a Facebook thing, and see where it took me. you guys jsut have to deal with it.

When do you think that tradition is important, and when is it time for change?
That's a loaded question, because I have specific traditions and views about everything. Tradition, to me, is more important when it concerns family. I have to have my traditional birthday, family gatherings, gift givings and places. If I can't have Christmas eve at Gramma's house, or The Fourth of July at the River lot, then I think I'd go insane. Traditions, like that one, are the things that keep parts of me together, and there are times when, if they're gone, I don't know what to do with myself. As far as change goes, there is always room for change in almost EVERY aspect of life. Whether it be religion, sexual preference or racism. Change happens all the time, so I don't specifically think there is a right time for change, or a wrong. Change will happen, and people are just going to ahve to deal with it when it does.

How do you feel when you are working with someone who is very organized?
Most of the time I feel like I'm below them. My organization skills are below subpar. I'm always goign a mile a minute, whether it's literally or mentally. So I have a habit of leaving things aorund, placing them here, or there, and generally forgetting them. it's controlled chaos most of the time... so when I get around someone who is neat, I have a hard time getting along with them because we're too different and I feel that I'm insignificat against them. I usually get defensive because, though I have a hard time dealing with my own unorganization, I hate how they seem to come by it so easily, and I feel threatened.

How do you like to spend your spare time?
Before, I would have answered many things, now that my life has taken a turn and there is college and work in the equation, I would say, "what spare time?" That would be a lie though. I still DO have spare time, it's just that there isn't much of it as there used to be. As far as the question goes, it's beign on my computer, hands down. That's all I have any more. My computer contains my stories, art, drawings, pictures, friends, email and all the things that connect me to the world that I'm most comfortable with ( and trust me... the REAL world is the scariest place on the planet for me). So my spare time is spent trying to do as many ME things as I can, without overwhelming myself.

In what situations are you co-operative? When do you enjoy competition?
I don't normally like competition (unless, of course, it deals with silblings, but that's another story). I don't think people should have to fight over something when sharing is a simple solution.  A pacefist's ideal situation, but hey, no one gets everything they want. I think though, I enjoy competition most when it's in an area I feel most confident. Since there aren't many of those, I'll say drawing and writing. That's something tha ti KNOW, from people telling me, I'm good at, so I'm a bit more competetive there. hwoever, I try to be as co-operative as I can in as many situations as I can. There's no need for competition. Really, there isn't... only in sports.

When do you not feel in control of your emotions?
When I'm not comfortable in a situation. I try to keep most of my emotions under control. When it calls for anger, i try to be annoyed, mor than I am angry... but if a situation gets outof hand and I can't control it then I panic and my emotions go out of whack. STRESS is a major place I have a hard time keeping a grab on my emotions, people getting angry at me make me lose my cool, when my self esteem is low, when I haven't had enough sleep.. I could go one and on, but the bottom line is that I lose control when I'm not IN control, if that makes any sense to anyone.


 I suggest some of you doing this. It's very enlightening and actually calmed me down a bit to get this shit off my chest.... I think I  may be able to start writing or drawing again.

Title says it all :3


( OH NO HE'S SO SCARY!!!! )

Toy comics strike again, this time, Optimus and Megatron go at it, and not like we think they should

( MOM LIKES ME BEST! )

BECAUSE WE'RE AWESOME, SHUT UP